Had dinner with the two people in the world who makes me feel like my tits are small. and the two most vile, evil people in the world who finish my warm chocolate cake. while i'm on the phone. bitches. haha
Lambchops: This apple crumble is nice!
Booby Godma: Here, have the last piece throws me the last forkful
My phone rings, and the warm chocolate cake arrives
Me: Hello etc etc
Lambchops: Eh hurry hurry let's finish this (i heard this you furry lambchop-y bitch! haha)
Me: still trying to finish up the apple crumble while struggling to talk quickly
Lambchops & Booby Godma: chomp chomp wow this is so nice hurry let's finish this
and they really really finished it! i even took photos as evidence, but they're all in my new phone and i haven't downloaded the software thingie. so you'll have to take my word on this. (ha! bet you people were too busy chomping down on the cake to notice!!)maybe warm chocolate cakes make your boobs grow, that's why theirs are so big. stupid sally ruan and sheryl sim. bleh. but now i'm just being petty cuz i don't even like chocolate cakes that much. especially calorie-laden ones with a warm, oozy fudge centre. *petty mode*
it was VERY nice to see them, but they looked so pale. now i'm just being a bitch cuz i'm all tanned and healthy, unlike some OLs who stay in the office all day- but i suppose they'll have the last laugh when, five years down the road, they'll be earning twice as much as me. but oh well they say teaching is a calling. *holier-than-thou expression* and i get to cuss like a sailor when i'm out with them! NICE. sigh my life is so sad now. not too long ago i had to BEG yishu to let me say fuck you to him.
Me: I haven't sworn in a looong time
Yishu: says something polite
Me: can i say 'ah fuck you', please? please please please please?
but with such a generous employer- two pay rises, anyone?- i'm not complaining. an LV bag is better than the freedom to cuss and swear. HEE. (sho materialistic! but i still want the mini lin speedy. don't care if it's canvas. sho pretty.)
