1. i have nobody but myself to blame for my small teeth, because of my atrocious teeth-grinding habit. and all this time i thought it was just another case of bad genes. so next time when i have kids and they come to me complaining that i had passed on bad genes to them, i'll tell them to shaddup and blame themselves for grinding THEIR teeth. (which hopefully isnt an inheritable habit)
2. i am a human cheese.
