there comes a period in a girl's life where she stops short and sits down, wondering where it all went wrong. things could have been so great.. things might have worked out.. there was a hint of a possibility for better things to come. but i guess there's no use wondering.. no point being all heart-broken about it and cry buckets about something she cannot control. because it's inevitable.. that..
























YOUR BOYFRIEND MIGHT END UP GAYING WITH GALLEN.



*looks around for the menacing drug addict before continuing*

so. i went for dinner with the happy couple (?) and yiling, and i tell you, i felt like a third wheel! or should that be a third dick. haha! but truth be told, i was being a dick la. being uselessly sarcastic & mean to derrick. haha but you see, a girl cannot help but feel a tad inferior when she finds out that, hey, this guy not only spends around 70% of her boyfriend's time with him, but also that the major beneficiary of her boyfriend's new car is *ahem* the abovementioned guy. so what if i'm not as skinny as gallen? so what if, according to jamie, i'm not as 'sexy'? hmm but then again, derrick has never complained about me 1)sleeping with panda *cough*, 2)clubbing with various people, and 3)just being a spoilt brat in general. ^^;; but. gallen, i'm declaring a personal war on you!

starting from today, HanNy's anti-gallen campaign has been launched! now, this should be a piece of cake, since i'm probably twice gallen's size *cough* ok you are supposed to disagree at this point. hur hur and i can marry and bear derrick's children (although 'not now dear, i don't have money to marry you yet)and he can't, so derrick's parents will like me more. not that they do now anyway, since i'm not chinese, i refuse to speak chinese, but i look somewhat chinese. so confusing! give me a religious conflict any day. actually, don't. but you see, my point is that i have a natural advantage over you, gallen, although you are chinese and i'm not. and cigarettes cost money, you know! dollars that could have been invested into your children's education/trust fund, or a new top every week, or a new LV wallet every few months, or something more useful like that.

i knew you had hostile tendencies right from the start- from the way you ruined my 'fantastic' KR Bash, to the way you REFUSED to come to my BBQ (the country needs you like a goldfish needs a bicycle!!). i should have known from the start that you were trying to break me and derrick up. the way you sneakily took so many modules with derrick during your final semesters, the way you used to lure derrick into your room with your hamsters, and even getting yourself assigned to the same ship as him! gallen, you die. *shakes fist*

therefore. HanNy's plan of attack goes such: 1)lose weight and become skinnier than gallen. 2)or gain alot more weight so that i can just ccccccrrrush him like a cockroach. 3)start speaking more chinese. 4)get thick eyebrows. 5)pick up smoking.

let me warn you, gallen: if you end up going for stefani sun's concert with derrick, i'll.. wait a minute. if derrick DOES pay good money to watch that skinny $E%^&*^'s concert, then you can have him. i think derrick has a thing for skinny people. aiya. screwed again. haha

P/S. No skinny gallens were hurt in the production of this blog entry. all characters and scenarios in the entry are works of fiction, having originated from the writer's imagination. Any resemblances to real-life situations or people are purely coincidental.

P/P/S. Chin up keropok! ^^